produced by david reed eight cousins by louisa m alcott preface the author is quite aware of the defects of this little story , many of which were unavoidable , as it first appeared serially . l.m.a. chapter @number@ two girls then both old ladies put their heads together and picked out the model child of the neighbourhood to come and play with their niece . so prim little ariadne was sent home , and the exhausted aunties left rose to her own devices for a day or two . bad weather and a cold kept her in-doors , and she spent most of her time in the library where her father 's books were stored . before she had time to squeeze out a single tear a sound broke the stillness , making her prick up her ears . rose laughed also , and , forgetting her woes , jumped up , saying eagerly , " it is a mocking-bird . where is it ? " running down the long hall , she peeped out at both doors , but saw nothing feathered except a draggle-tailed chicken under a burdock leaf . she listened again , and the sound seemed to be in the house . away she went , much excited by the chase , and following the changeful song , it led her to the china-closet door . " in there ? how funny ! " she said . but when she entered , not a bird appeared except the everlastingly kissing swallows on the canton china that lined the shelves . all of a sudden rose 's face brightened , and , softly opening the slide , she peered into the kitchen . but the music had stopped , and all she saw was a girl in a blue apron scrubbing the hearth . rose stared about her for a minute , and then asked abruptly , " did you hear that mocking-bird ? " " i should call it a phebe-bird , " answered the girl , looking up with a twinkle in her black eyes . " where did it go ? " " it is here still . " " where ? " " in my throat . do you want to hear it ? " " oh , yes ! i 'll come in . " rose was so astonished that she nearly fell off her perch , and when the little concert was over clapped her hands delightedly . " oh , it was lovely ! who taught you ? " " the birds , " answered the girl , with a smile , as she fell to work again . " it is very wonderful ! i can sing , but nothing half so fine as that . what is your name , please ? " " phebe moore . " it is very lonely in the parlor . " " it must be fun to swash the water round and dig out the soap . i 'd love to do it , only aunt wouldn't like it , i suppose , " said rose , quite taken with the new employment . " you 'd soon get tired , so you 'd better keep tidy and look on . " " i suppose you help your mother a good deal ? " " i haven't got any folks . " " why , where do you live , then ? " " i 'm going to live here , i hope . debby wants some one to help round , and i 've come to try for a week . " " hope i shall ; for i 'm fifteen now , and old enough to earn my own living . " yes , i shall stay till my uncle comes . he is my guardian now , and i don't know what he will do with me . have you a guardian ? " " my sakes , no ! but she is dead now , and i take care of myself . " " how interesting ! it is like arabella montgomery in the ' gypsy 's child . ' did you ever read that sweet story ? " asked rose , who was fond of tales of found-lings , and had read many . presently phebe seemed to think it was her turn to ask questions , and said , wistfully , " you 've had lots of schooling , i suppose ? " " oh , dear me , yes ! i 've been at boarding school nearly a year , and i 'm almost dead with lessons . the more i got , the more miss power gave me , and i was so miserable that i ' most cried my eyes out . papa never gave me hard things to do , and he always taught me so pleasantly i loved to study . oh , we were so happy and so fond of one another ! but now he is gone , and i am left all alone . " for a minute there was no sound in the kitchen but the little daughter 's sobbing and the sympathetic patter of the rain . fearing that might not be considered proper , she said , in her cheery voice , " i 'm sure you ain't all alone with such a lot of folks belonging to you , and all so rich and clever . you 'll be petted to pieces , debby says , because you are the only girl in the family . " " that 's one of my troubles ! i 've got six aunts , and they all want me , and i don't know any of them very well . papa named this place the aunt-hill , and now i see why . " phebe laughed with her as she said encouragingly , " i could stand the aunts , but there are dozens of cousins , dreadful boys all of them , and i detest boys ! i shall have to see them some time , but i do dread it so . " " oh ! i guess you 'll like ' em . i 've seen ' em flying round when they come over from the point , sometimes in their boats and sometimes on horseback . if you like boats and horses , you 'll enjoy yourself first-rate . " " but i don't ! i 'm afraid of horses , and boats make me ill , and i hate boys ! " and poor rose wrung her hands at the awful prospect before her . phebe laughed at her woe till the beans danced in the pan , but tried to comfort her by suggesting a means of relief . " perhaps your uncle will take you away where there ain't any boys . debby says he is a real kind man , and always bring heaps of nice things when he comes . " " yes , but you see that is another trouble , for i don't know uncle alec at all . he hardly ever came to see us , though he sent me pretty things very often . now i belong to him , and shall have to mind him , till i am eighteen . i may not like him a bit , and i fret about it all the time . " " well , i wouldn't borrow trouble , but have a real good time . " it 's thunder , " said phebe . " you are wanted in the parlor , miss rose . " " has anybody come ? " " little girls shouldn't ask questions , but do as they are bid , " was all debby would answer . " guess you 'll wish it was aunt myra when you see who has come . chapter @number@ the clan then she crept softly down the hall and peeped into the parlor . no one appeared , and all was so still she felt sure the company was upstairs . so she skipped boldly through the half-open folding-doors , to behold on the other side a sight that nearly took her breath away . before she could run , however , the tallest lad stepped out of the line , saying pleasantly , " don't be frightened . this is the clan come to welcome you ; and i 'm the chief , archie , at your service . " " we came in full rig , for we always turn out in style on grand occasions . hope you like it . now i 'll tell you who these chaps are , and then we shall be all right . this big one is prince charlie , aunt clara 's boy . she has but one , so he is an extra good one . this old fellow is mac , the bookworm , called worm for short . this sweet creature is steve the dandy . look at his gloves and top-knot , if you please . they are aunt jane 's lads , and a precious pair you 'd better believe . these are the brats , my brothers , geordie and will , and jamie the baby . now , my men , step out and show your manners . " this impressive ceremony being over , the clan broke ranks , and both rooms instantly appeared to be pervaded with boys . archie came first , and , leaning over the chair-back , observed in a paternal tone , " i 'm glad you 've come , cousin , and i hope you 'll find the aunt-hill pretty jolly . " " i think i shall . " mac shook his hair out of his eyes , stumbled over a stool , and asked abruptly , " did you bring any books with you ? " " four boxes full . they are in the library . " mac vanished from the room , and steve , striking an attitude which displayed his costume effectively , said with an affable smile , " we were sorry not to see you last wednesday . i hope your cold is better . " " yes , thank you . " and a smile began to dimple about rose 's mouth , as she remembered her retreat under the bed-cover . " mamma sent her love and hopes you will be well enough to come over for a day next week . it must be desperately dull here for a little thing like you . " " beg pardon , ma'am ; never should have guessed it . " and charlie went off with a laugh , glad to have struck a spark out of his meek cousin . " did you bring your monkey ? " " no ; he is dead . " " are you going to have a boat ? " " i hope not . " here the two , with a right-about-face movement , abruptly marched away , and little jamie demanded with childish frankness , " did you bring me anything nice ? " " did you see the circus go by ? " " when ? where ? " cried all the boys in great excitement at once . " just before you came . " it was our new dog-cart and the shetland ponies . you 'll never hear the last of your circus , cousin . " " come and see them all ! " cried the prince . " no , you won't ! " step in , ma'am , and make yourself comfortable while we show you some fun . " " how is that , my lassie ? " asked the prince , coming up all flushed and breathless when the ballet was over . " it was splendid ! i never went to the theatre but once , and the dancing was not half so pretty as this . what clever boys you must be ! " said rose , smiling upon her kinsmen like a little queen upon her subjects . " ah , we 're a fine lot , and that is only the beginning of our larks . we haven't got the pipes here or we 'd , ' sing for you , play for you a dulcy melody , ' " answered charlie , looking much elated at her praise . " neither did we till lately . we 've been reading scott 's novels , and all of a sudden we remembered that our grandfather was a scotchman . we 've been at it some time now , and it 's great fun . our people like it , and i think we are a pretty canny set . " " i 'm fitzjames and he's roderick dhu , and we 'll give you the broadsword combat some day . it 's a great thing , you 'd better believe , " added the prince . " yes , and you should hear steve play the pipes . he makes ' em skirl like a good one , " cried will from the box , eager to air the accomplishments of his race . " them harum-scarum boys will certainly be the death of that delicate little creter ! " " oh , please don't ! " marmalade for me , auntie . " " plenty of plum-cake , please . " " tell debby to trot out the baked pears . " " i 'm your man for lemon-pie , ma'am . " " do have fritters ; rose will like ' em . " " she 'd rather have tarts , i know . " they were all so characteristically employed that she could not help smiling as she looked . she guessed his intention , and forestalled his demand by dropping a handful of sugar-plums down upon him . " there she is , as fine as you please , " cried steve , kissing his hand to her . " come on , missy ; tea is ready , " added the prince encouragingly . " i shall take her in . " something uncommonly fine , they declared it was , but enveloped in the deepest mystery for the present . " did i ever see it ? " asked jamie . " who will have it first ? " asked will , with his mouth full of marmalade . " aunt plenty , i guess . " " when will she have it ? " demanded geordie , bouncing in his seat with impatience . " sometime on monday . " " doesn't auntie know ? " asked a chorus of voices . " no ; and that 's the best of the joke , for she is desperately fond of it . " " what colour is it ? " asked rose , joining in the fun . " blue and brown . " " is it good to eat ? " asked jamie . " some people think so , but i shouldn't like to try it , " answered charlie , laughing so he split his tea . " who does it belong to ? " put in steve . " to grandfather campbell . " soon after tea the clan departed , singing " all the blue bonnets are over the border , " at the tops of their voices . " pretty well , ma'am ; but i like phebe better . " right in the middle of her meditations she fell asleep and dreamed she was at home again in her own little bed . " this is my little girl , and i am uncle alec . " chapter @number@ uncles when rose woke next morning , she was not sure whether she had dreamed what occurred the night before , or it had actually happened . the sun was shining , and rose opened her window to let in the soft may air fresh from the sea . he waved his hand to her , nodded , and called out in a bluff , cheery voice , " you are on deck early , little niece . " " i got up to see if you had really come , uncle . " " did you ? well , come down here and make sure of it . " " i 'm not allowed to go out before breakfast , sir . " " oh , indeed ! " with a shrug . rose was so taken aback , she could only answer with a smile as she went to meet him . " pretty well , thank you , sir . " " ah , but it should be very well . why isn't it ? " " i always wake up with a headache , and feel tired . " " don't you sleep well ? " " i lie awake a long time , and then i dream , and my sleep does not seem to rest me much . " " what do you do all day ? " " oh , i read , and sew a little , and take naps , and sit with auntie . " " no running about out of doors , or house-work , or riding , hey ? " " aunt plenty says i 'm not strong enough for much exercise . i drive out with her sometimes , but i don't care for it . " " no one but ariadne blish , and she was such a goose i couldn't bear her . the boys came yesterday , and seemed rather nice ; but , of course , i couldn't play with them . " " why not ? " " i 'm too old to play with boys . " " not a bit of it ; that 's just what you need , for you 've been molly-coddled too much . i will look you up some girls also , if i can find a sensible one who is not spoilt by her nonsensical education . " " and who is phebe , if you please ? " " you may laugh at me , but i do . " how do you know that ? " " so she doesn't call desertion , poverty , and hard work , troubles ? she 's a brave little girl , and i shall be proud to know her . " and uncle alec gave an approving nod , that made rose wish she had been the one to earn it . " but what are these troubles of yours , child ? " he asked , after a minute of silence . " please don't ask me , uncle . " " can't you tell them to me as well as to phebe ? " " the greatest one was losing dear papa . " " that is a trouble which i cannot cure , my child ; but i shall try to make you feel it less . what else , dear ? " we will show her how to make constitutions and turn pale-faced little ghosts into rosy , hearty girls . that 's my business , you know , " he added , more quietly , for his sudden outburst had rather startled rose . " i had forgotten you were a doctor . as she spoke , rose pointed to a little table just inside the window , on which appeared a regiment of bottles . " ah , ha ! now we 'll see what mischief these blessed women have been at . " and , as quick as a flash , he sent one after another smashing down into the posy-beds below . " you are my patient now , and i 'll take the responsibility . " when i prescribe such rubbish , i 'll give you leave to pitch it overboard as soon as you like . now what is the next trouble ? " " i hoped you would forget to ask . " " but how can i help you if i don't know them ? come , let us have no . @number@ " " it is very wrong , i suppose , but i do sometimes wish i had not quite so many aunts . " i intend to try a course of uncles now , and see how that suits your constitution . i 'm going to have you all to myself , and no one is to give a word of advice unless i ask it . there is no other way to keep order aboard , and i am captain of this little craft , for a time at least . what comes next ? " but rose stuck there , and grew so red , her uncle guessed what that trouble was . " i don't think i can tell this one . it wouldn't be polite , and i feel pretty sure that it isn't going to be a trouble any more . " that is one of my mistakes , and i never repented it more deeply than i do now . your father and i had a trouble once , and i thought i could never forgive him ; so i kept away for years . will she believe this and try ? " phebe appeared with a cup of coffee . " i 'm all dressed , so i don't need any help . i hope that is good and strong , " added rose , eyeing the steaming cup with an eager look . but she did not get it , for a brown hand took possession of it as her uncle said quickly , " hold hard , my lass , and let me overhaul that dose before you take it . do you drink all this strong coffee every morning , rose ? " " yes , sir , and i like it . auntie says it ' tones ' me up , and i always feel better after it . " no more coffee for you , my dear , and by and by you 'll see that i am right . any new milk downstairs , phebe ? " " yes , sir , plenty right in from the barn . " " that 's the drink for my patient . go bring me a pitcherful , and another cup ; i want a draught myself . this won't hurt the honeysuckles , for they have no nerves to speak of . " and , to rose 's great discomfort , the coffee went after the medicine . dr alec saw the injured look she put on , but took no notice , and presently banished it by saying pleasantly , that reminds me ; one of the boxes phebe wanted to lug upstairs last night is for you . early to-morrow we 'll have a grand rummage . here's our milk ! i propose the health of miss rose campbell and drink it with all my heart . " " do you always go in and out like a cat , uncle ? " asked rose , much amused at his odd ways . good-bye till breakfast . " and away he went down the water-spout , over the roof , and vanished among the budding honey-suckles below . " ain't he a funny guardeen ? " exclaimed phebe , as she went off with the cups . " got a fresh trouble , rosy ? " he asked , stroking her smooth head . " uncle , are you going to make me eat oatmeal ? " asked rose , in a tragic tone . " don't you like it ? " " you are not a true scotchwoman , if you don't like the ' parritch . ' well , never mind . " and he sat down with a disappointed air . no hot bread and fried stuff for them , and they are the biggest and bonniest lads of the lot . bless you , auntie , and good morning ! " in five minutes she forgot what she was eating , so interested was she in the chat that went on . " i came all the way from calcutta for that express purpose , ma'am . " now , girls , i want you to come and dine with alec ; mac also , of course . chapter @number@ aunts " run up and sit awhile with sister peace , my dear . she likes to have you read while she rests , and we are going to be busy . " she wore no black , but soft , pale colours , as if always ready for the marriage that had never come . " i should like her better if i could have begun at the beginning , and so got a fair start . " my dear boy , we did what we thought best while waiting for you to wind up your affairs and get home . " if my advice had been taken , she would have remained at the excellent school where i placed her . but our aunt thought best to remove her because she complained , and she has been dawdling about ever since she came . a most ruinous state of things for a morbid , spoilt girl like rose , " said mrs jane , severely . " i never thought it the proper school for a child in good circumstances an heiress , in fact , as rose is . " now , it is my opinion that the dear thing only wants freedom , rest , and care . " jane campbell , i will not hear a word ! my sainted caroline is a sacred object , " cried aunt myra , rising as if to leave the room . you have had her among you for a year , and done what you liked . i cannot say that your success is great , but that is owing to too many fingers in the pie . that 's fair , i think . " " by jupiter ! myra , you are enough to damp the ardour of a saint ! " cried dr alec , with a sudden spark in his eyes . you have put it into her head that she has no constitution , and she rather likes the idea . " hear , hear ! " came from the corner where uncle mac was apparently wrapt in slumber . " you were appointed guardian , so we can do nothing . but i predict that the girl will be spoilt , utterly spoilt , " answered mrs jane , grimly . " thank you , sister . " no , thank you . come and have a cigar , mac , " said dr alec , abruptly . " don't marry ; women enough in the family already , " muttered uncle mac ; and then the gentlemen hastily fled . " aunt peace would like to see you all , she says , " was the message rose brought before the ladies could begin again . " now that your uncle has come , i no longer expect you to review the studies of the past year . all of a sudden he said , half aloud , as if he had made up his mind , " this will do for a start , " he said , as he plumped up the cushion and dusted the cup . " it won't do to begin too energetically , or rose will be frightened . i must beguile her gently and pleasantly along till i 've won her confidence , and then she will be ready for anything . " just then phebe came out of the dining-room with a plate of brown bread , for rose had been allowed no hot biscuit for tea . " there ! if they insist on medicine , i 'll order these , and no harm will be done . as the clock struck eight , he called out , " time for my girl to be abed , else she won't be up early , and i 'm full of jolly plans for to-morrow . come and see what i 've found for you to begin upon . " rose ran in and listened with bright attentive face , while dr alec said impressively , this is a herb-pillow , given to me by a wise old woman when i was ill in india . " shall i really ? how nice it smells . " and rose willingly received the pretty pillow , and stood enjoying its faint , sweet odour , as she listened to the doctor 's next remedy . " this is the cup i told you of . its virtue depends , they say , on the drinker filling it himself ; so you must learn to milk . i 'll teach you . " " don't you think she ought to have something more strengthening than milk , alec ? " well , ma'am , i 'm willing to give her a pill , if you think best . it is a very simple one , and very large quantities may be taken without harm . you know hasheesh is the extract of hemp ? well , this is a preparation of corn and rye , much used in old times , and i hope it will be again . " then , as she vanished , he put both hands into his hair , exclaiming , with a comical mixture of anxiety and amusement , chapter @number@ a belt and a box when he heard her step , he turned about and began to sing , " where are you going , my pretty maid ? " " what in the world are you doing about so early ? " " clearing our pipes for the day , ma'am . look here , auntie , can i have this room ? " said dr alec , making her a sailor 's bow . " any room you like , except sister 's . " " thanks . and may i go rummaging round in the garrets and glory-holes to furnish it as i like ? " " my dear boy , you may turn the house upside down if you will only stay in it . " " that 's a handsome offer , i 'm sure . i 'll stay , ma'am ; here 's my little anchor , so you will get more than you want of me this time . " " that 's impossible ! put on your jacket , rose . don't tire her out with antics , alec . yes , sister , i 'm coming ! " and the cabbage vanished suddenly . " you look chilly in spite of all this laughing . take a smart run round the garden and get up a glow , " said the doctor , as they left the barn . " i take the liberty of differing from madame prunes and prisms , and , as your physician , i order you to run . " very well done , child ; i see you have not lost the use of your limbs though you are in your teens . that belt is too tight ; unfasten it , then you can take a long breath without panting so . " " it isn't tight , sir ; i can breathe perfectly well , " began rose , trying to compose herself . her uncle 's only answer was to lift her up and unhook the new belt of which she was so proud . " why , i didn't know it was tight ! it didn't feel so a bit . " i see you don't half fill your lungs , and so you can wear this absurd thing without feeling it . " not if you keep taking long breaths to hold it on . " how it does look ! " and rose gave a glance of scorn at the loose belt hanging round her trim little waist . just smell how nice . " " if it is lost i 'll give you a better one . ah ! that makes you feel better , doesn't it ? " and he pinched the cheek that had suddenly dimpled with a smile . dr alec 's eyed twinkled , but he said very soberly , " rose , are you vain ? " " i 'm afraid i am , " answered a very meek voice from behind the veil of hair that hid the red face . " that is a sad fault . " and he sighed as if grieved at the confession . " phebe ! " and rose looked so amazed that her uncle nearly went off again . " yes , phebe ; for she has what you need health . a happy soul in a healthy body makes the best sort of beauty for man or woman . do you understand that , my dear ? " " yes , sir , " answered rose , much taken down by this comparison with the girl from the poor-house . it nettled her sadly , and she showed that it did by saying quickly , " can't i help you , uncle ? " asked rose , quite burning to be useful . " no , thank you , i 'm going to borrow phebe for a while , if aunt plenty can spare her . " " anybody anything , alec . dr alec meanwhile had apparently taken aunt plenty at her word , and was turning the house upside down . " look at me ! look at me ! i 'm splendid i don't know myself . i haven't put these things on right , i dare say , but i do like them so much ! " " i feel like a girl in the ' arabian nights , ' and expect to find a magic carpet or a wonderful talisman somewhere . it will do your spirits good , and cheer up this sober old house . won't it , auntie ? " " you just let me direct miss hemming how to make some of these things . aunt peace and rose laughed so that he could not display his knowledge any farther , till they stopped , when he said good-naturedly , " i couldn't help it , ' shirred biases ' were so very funny ! " rose said , as she turned to her box after the splendid laugh . " but really , auntie , " she added soberly , " i feel as if i ought not to have so many nice things . i suppose it wouldn't do to give phebe some of them ? uncle might not like it . " " he would not mind ; but they are not suitable for phebe . " i 'd rather give her new ones , for i think she is a little bit proud and might not like old things . i know how i can manage beautifully ; i 'll adopt her ! " and rose looked quite radiant with this new idea . " my stars , ain't you splendid ! " was all she could say , holding up two dusty hands . won't that be nice ? " " why , miss rose , have you lost your wits ? " seeing phebe 's bewilderment , she quieted down and said , with a pretty air of earnestness , i thought if i adopted you as much as i can now , it would be nicer . will you let me , please ? " to rose 's great surprise , phebe sat down on the floor and hid her face in her apron for a minute without answering a word . " i think you are the dearest girl in the world , and i 'll let you do anything you like with me . " " then you do like the plan ? you didn't cry because i seemed to be kind of patronising ? i truly didn't mean to be , " cried rose , delighted . phebe understood that , for she had a good deal of natural refinement , though she did come from the poor-house . " why , i haven't done anything but given you a bit of candy ! here , have some more , and eat ' em while you work , and think what i can do . i must go and clear up , so good-bye , and don't forget i 've adopted you . " " you 've given me sweeter things than candy , and i 'm not likely to forget it . " chapter @number@ uncle alec 's room " now we will have a good time ! " i left this for the last call , so that we might find the lads just in from school . " little mum ! little mum ! here they are with lots of goodies ! come down and see the fun right away ! " well , dear , and how are things going with you now ? better , i hope , than they were a week ago . " " aunt jessie , i think i 'm going to be very happy , now uncle has come . " i am very glad , dear . but , rose , i must warn you of one thing ; don't let uncle spoil you . " " but i like to be spoilt , auntie . " " i never thought of that , and i 'll try not to be spoilt . but how can i help it ? " asked rose anxiously . " i will , i truly will ! and when i get in a worry about things may i come to you ? uncle told me to , and i feel as if i shouldn't be afraid . " it was so sweet and comfortable that rose sat still enjoying it till a little voice said , " mamma , don't you think pokey would like some of my shells ? rose gave phebe some of her nice things , and it was very good of her . can i ? " " who is pokey ? " asked rose , popping up her head , attracted by the odd name . " yes ; i 'm fond of dollies , only don't tell the boys , or they will laugh at me . " " all for dimmy and me , for dimmy and me ! " " she is a dear dolly . but why call her pokey ? " asked rose , charmed with the new plaything . not a pretty name , but very expressive . " " 'puss-tat , puss-tat , where you been ? ' ' i been lunnin , to saw a tween . " ' after which superb display she retired , escorted by jamie , both making a fearful d in blowing on conch shells . " we must tear ourselves away , rose , because i want to get you home before sunset . will you come for a drive , jessie ? " said dr alec , as the music died away in the distance . that is only allowed on holidays . " the words were hardly out of aunt jessie 's mouth when archie said , in a tone of command , " pass the word , lads . boot and saddle , and be quick about it . " " all right ! " and in a moment not a vestige of boy remained but the litter on the floor . " oh , i couldn't ride one of those horrid , frisky little beasts ! they roll their eyes and bounce about so , i should die of fright , " cried rose , clasping her hands tragically . " are you a coward ? " " about horses i am . " " never mind , then ; come and see my new room " ; and he led the way upstairs without another word . as rose followed she remembered her promise to aunt jessie , and was sorry she had objected so decidedly . she was a great deal more sorry five minutes later , and well she might be . in a recess stood a narrow white bed , with a lovely madonna hanging over it . " uncle must love cold water like a duck , " she thought , with a shiver . " what a grand place for my new things , " she thought , wondering what her uncle kept in that cedar retreat . " oh me , what a sweet toilet table ! " was her next mental exclamation , as she approached this inviting spot . that cushion rather astonished rose ; in fact , the whole table did , and she was just thinking , with a sly smile , " men like plenty of room for their rattle-traps ; don't you think that ought to satisfy me ? " " o uncle , you are too good to me ! " you like it , then ? aunt jessie said you would spoil me , and i must not let you . then he smiled that cordial smile , which was like sunshine on his brown face , as he said , does that sound hard and disagreeable to you , dear ? " " no , sir ; very , very pleasant , and i 'll do my best to be a good patient . chapter @number@ a trip to china " come , little girl , i 've got another dose for you . " what is it now ? " she asked , shutting her work-box without a murmur . " salt-water . " " how must i take it ? " " put on the new suit miss hemming sent home yesterday , and come down to the beach ; then i 'll show you . " " it is for you ; so sit in the stern and learn to steer , till you are ready to learn to row . " " do all boats wiggle about in that way ? " she asked , lingering as if to tie her hat more firmly . " is it rough to-day ? " " not very ; it looks a trifle squally to the eastward , but we are all right till the wind changes . come . " " can you swim , uncle ? " asked rose , clutching at his arm as he took her hand . " like a fish . now then . " " oh , please hold me very tight till i get there ! " suppose we go to china ? " " isn't that rather a long voyage ? " " not as i go . steer round the point into the harbour , and i 'll give you a glimpse of china in twenty minutes or so . " " i should like that ! " and rose sat wondering what he meant , while she enjoyed the new sights all about her . " are we going there ? " she asked , for she had never seen this aspect of the rich and busy old city before . " yes . uncle mac has a ship just in from hong kong , and i thought you would like to go and see it . " " oh , i should . " i 'll show you two genuine chinamen who have just arrived . you will like to welcome whang lo and fun see , i 'm sure . " please let me just trot round after you ; i like that best . " " very well ; now steer toward the wharf where the big ship with the queer flag is . that 's the ' rajah , ' and we will go aboard if we can . " " i should like to see the world , but not in such a small , untidy , smelly place as this . now come ashore and chin-chin with the celestials . " mr whang lo was an elderly gentleman in american costume , with his pig-tail neatly wound round his head . he spoke english , and was talking busily with uncle mac in the most commonplace way so rose considered him a failure . taking a box from his table , he gave it to fun see , with an order that seemed to please him very much . his hat was the cover , his queue the handle , and his pipe the nose . when he had arranged them on a little table before her , fun signified in pantomime that they were hers , from her uncle . while she waited for her funny new friend , she improved her mind in a way that would have charmed aunt jane . she had never seen such an astonishing fan , and at once became absorbed in examining it . in another charming view a brook appeared to flow in at the front door of a stout gentleman 's house , and out at his chimney . " we will have out the maps and the globe , and i 'll show you some of my journeys , telling stories as we go . that will be next best to doing it actually . " " you are so fond of travelling , i should think it would be very dull for you here , uncle . do you know , aunt plenty says she is sure you will be off in a year or two . " " very likely . " " next time i go i shall take my little anchor with me . how will that suit ? " " really , uncle ? " " really , niece . " rose gave a little bounce of rapture which caused the boat to " wiggle " in a way that speedily quieted her down . " how well those fellows row ! look at them , and take notes for your own use by and by . " " how beautifully they go , and they are only boys . why , i do believe they are our boys ! yes , i see charlie laughing over his shoulder . row , uncle , row ! " did you catch a crab , uncle ? " " no , a blue-fish , " he answered , as the dripping hat was landed on a seat to dry . " what have you been doing ? " " seeing fun . " " good for you , rose ! i know what you mean . we are going to have him up to show us how to fly the big kite , for we can't get the hang of it . isn't he great fun , though ? " " no , little fun . " " come , stop joking , and show us what you 've got . " " you 'd better hoist that fan for a sail . " " lend dandy your umbrella ; he hates to burn his pretty nose . " " i say , uncle , are you going to have a feast of lanterns ? " " no , i 'm going to have a feast of bread and butter , for it 's tea-time . " ay , ay , skipper . good-night , rose ; come out often , and we 'll teach you all there is to know about rowing , " was charlie 's modest invitation . " oh , timballoo ! how happy we are , we live in a sieve and a crockery jar ! chapter @number@ and what came of it " uncle , could you lend me a ninepence ? i 'll return it as soon as i get my pocket-money , " said rose , coming into the library in a great hurry that evening . " i shall shake my head when you write , if you don't do it better than you did in making out this catalogue . " " i know it 's bad , but i was in a hurry when i did it , and i am in one now . " and away went rose , glad to escape a lecture . " is that meant for ' pulverized bones , ' ma'am ? " " no , sir ; it 's ' paradise lost . ' " " well , i 'm glad to know it , for i began to think you were planning to study surgery or farming . and what is this , if you please ? ' babies ' aprons ' is all i can make of it . " rose looked hard at the scrawl , and presently announced , with an air of superior wisdom , " oh , that 's ' bacon 's essays . ' " " miss power did not teach anything so old-fashioned as writing , i see . now look at this memorandum aunt plenty gave me , and see what a handsome plain hand that is . " well , i 'm sure i was considered a bright girl at school , and learned everything i was taught . " why , uncle , we did study english grammar , and i could parse beautifully . miss power used to have us up to show off when people came . i don't see but i talk as right as most girls . " " i dare say you do , but we are all too careless about our english . " thank you ; and if you will kindly drop ' i guess , ' i shall like my little yankee all the better . let us be thorough , no matter how slowly we go . " " i 'm sorry i was cross , uncle , when i ought to thank you for taking so much interest in me . i 'm sure i don't wonder it ached . " and she held on to it as if the mere memory of the " jumble " made it swim . it is the fault with most american schools , and the poor little heads will go on aching till we learn better . " " uncle mac has put all your affairs into my hands now , and here is your month 's pocket money . you keep your own little accounts , i suppose ? " " thank you . " i thought you would do all that fussy part and take care of the pounds , as you call them . need i worry about it ? i do hate sums , so ! " rose peeped over his shoulder at it , and then turned to the arithmetical puzzle in her hand with a sigh of despair . " no ; i usually find that i have a good deal less than i had in the beginning . are you troubled in the peculiar way you mention ? " " yes ; it is very curious , but i never can make things come out square . " " perhaps i can help you , " began uncle alec , in the most respectful tone . " i think you had better , for if i have got to keep accounts i may as well begin in the right way . but please don't laugh ! i know i 'm very stupid , and my book is a disgrace , but i never could get it straight . " and with great trepidation , rose gave up her funny little accounts . it really was good in dr alec not to laugh , and rose felt deeply grateful when he said in a mildly suggestive tone , " please do , and then show me on a fresh leaf how to make mine look nice and ship-shape as yours do . " " am i a rich girl , uncle ? " she asked suddenly , as he was copying a column of figures . " rather a poor one , i should say , since you had to borrow a ninepence . " " that was your fault , because you forgot my pocket-money . but , really , shall i be rich by and by ? " " i am afraid you will . " " why afraid , uncle ? " " too much money is a bad thing . " " but i can give it away , you know ; that is always the pleasantest part of having it i think . " " i 'm glad you feel so , for you can do much good with your fortune if you know how to use it well . " " you are an impertinent little baggage , to turn on me in that way right in the midst of my first attempt at teaching . never mind , i 'll have an extra bitter dose for you next time , miss . " " i knew you wanted to laugh , so i gave you a chance . now , i will be good , master , and do my lesson nicely . " so dr alec had his laugh , and then rose sat down and took a lesson in accounts which she never forgot . rose liked to read aloud , and gladly gave him the chapter in " nicholas nickleby " where the miss kenwigses take their french lesson . " shall i go on , sir ? " she asked very meekly , when the chapter ended . " if you are not tired , dear . " do you really think so , uncle ? i 'm so glad ! come here in this cosy , low chair ; the light is better , and i can pull these curls if you go too fast . i see you are going to be a great comfort as well as a great credit to your old uncle , rosy . " another chapter was just finished , when the sound of a carriage warned them that aunt jane was about to depart . " just as i thought ! petting that child to death and letting her sit up late reading trash . " it is sad to see a great girl wasting these precious hours so . " i 've had five to-day , ma'am , " was rose 's very unexpected answer . " i 'm glad to hear it ; and what were they , pray ? " rose looked very demure as she replied , " navigation , geography , grammar , arithmetic , and keeping my temper . " " queer lessons , i fancy ; and what have you learned from this remarkable mixture , i should like to know ? " a naughty sparkle came into rose 's eyes as she answered , with a droll look at her uncle , shanghai is on the woosung river . hong kong means ' island of sweet waters . ' singapore is ' lion 's town . ' ' chops ' are the boats they live in ; and they drink tea out of little saucers . principal productions are porcelain , tea , cinnamon , shawls , tin , tamarinds and opium . the effect of this remarkable burst was immense , especially the fact last mentioned . chapter @number@ phebe 's secret " i was thinking about a nice little secret i know , and couldn't help smiling . " " shall i know it , sometime ? " " guess you will . " " shall i like it ? " " oh , won't you , though ! " " will it happen soon ? " " sometime this week . " " i know what it is ! the boys are going to have fireworks on the fourth , and have got some surprise for me . haven't they ? " " that 's telling . " " well , i can wait ; only tell me one thing is uncle in it ? " " of course he is ; there 's never any fun without him . " " then it 's all right , and sure to be nice . " morning-glories and nasturtiums ran all over the bars , making haste to bloom . " oh , phebe , it 's such a lovely day , i do wish your fine secret was going to happen right away ! she could work and play all day , sleep sweetly all night , and enjoy life with the zest of a healthy , happy child . no one talked to her about her health , and she forgot that she had " no constitution . " she took no medicine but dr alec 's three great remedies , and they seemed to suit her excellently . said a voice from below , as a great cabbage-rose came flying against her cheek . " what is the princess dreaming about up there in her hanging-garden ? " added dr alec as she flung back a morning-glory . " suppose we take a pull over to the island ? i intended to go this afternoon ; but if you feel more like it now , we can be off at once . " " i do ! i do ! i 'll come in fifteen minutes , uncle . i must just scrabble my room to rights , for phebe has got a great deal to do . " " it may upset things a trifle , but half a child 's pleasure consists in having their fun when they want it . " " we can't eat half that luncheon , and i know we shall not need so many wraps . i wouldn't lumber the boat up so , " said rose , who still had secret scares when on the water . " couldn't you make a smaller parcel , phebe ? " asked dr alec , eyeing the bundle suspiciously . " no , sir , not in such a hurry , " and phebe laughed as she gave a particularly large knob a good poke . " well , it will do for ballast . don't forget the note to mrs jessie , i beg of you . " " no , sir . i 'll send it right off , " and phebe ran up the bank as if she had wings to her feet . " we 'll take a look at the lighthouse first , for you have not been there yet , and it is worth seeing . by the time we have done that it will be pretty warm , and we will have lunch under the trees on the island . " it was past twelve before they reached the island , and rose was ready for her lunch long before she got it . " now this is lovely ! i do wish the boys were here . won't it be nice to have them with us all their vacation ? why , it begins to-day , doesn't it ? " so we might . next time we won't be in such a hurry . i expect the lads will take our heads off when they find us out , " answered dr alec , placidly drinking cold tea . " so do i ; it is fish , i think . " " now , this won't do ! no one is permitted on this island without asking leave . i must see who dares to fry fish on my private property . " " and there they are ! two tents and two boats , as i live ! these rascals mean to enjoy themselves , that 's evident . " " there ought to be more boats and no tents . i wonder where the prisoners are ? " " there are traces of them , " and dr alec pointed to the heads and tails of fishes strewn on the grass . " and there are more , " said rose , laughing , as she pointed to a scarlet heap of what looked like lobsters . " the savages are probably eating their victims now ; don't you hear the knives rattle in that tent ? " " but this crusoe is going to pounce upon them , regardless of consequences . " pirates , surrender ! " " you came too soon ! we are not half ready ! you 've spoilt it all ! where is rose ? " " you good-for-nothing boys ! you are always bursting out upon me in some ridiculous way , and i always get taken in because i 'm not used to such pranks . " you were not to come till afternoon , and mamma was to be here to receive you . " as this seat is rather damp , i think i 'll rise , " said rose , as the excitement lessened a little . several fishy hands helped her up , and charlie said , as he scattered the scarlet garments over the grass with an oar , " we had a jolly good swim before dinner , and i told the brats to spread these to dry . " oh , that sly phebe ! " catch a girl going anywhere without a looking-glass . we haven't got one among the whole lot of us , " added mac , with masculine scorn . " come , come , you lazy lubbers , fall to work , or we shall not be ready for mamma . take rose 's things to her tent , and tell her all about it , prince . please , uncle , i 'd like your advice about the boundary lines and the best place for the kitchen . " everyone obeyed the chief , and rose was escorted to her tent by charlie , who devoted himself to her service . she was charmed with her quarters , and still more so with the programme which he unfolded before her as they worked . " we always camp out somewhere in vacation , and this year we thought we 'd try the island . it is handy , and our fireworks will show off well from here . " " shall we stay over the fourth ? three whole days ! oh , me ! what a frolic it will be ! " " i had no idea boys had such good times . their plays never seemed a bit interesting before . " we are a pretty clever set , i fancy ; but we have a good many advantages , you see . there , ma'am , you can hang your smashed glass on that nail and do up your back hair as fine as you please . anything more i can do for you , cousin ? " " no , thank you . i think i 'll leave the rest till auntie comes , and go and help you somewhere else , if i may . " " yes , indeed , come on and see to the kitchen . can you cook ? " asked charlie , as he led the way to the rocky nook where archie was putting up a sail-cloth awning . " i can make tea and toast bread . " " well , we 'll shew you how to fry fish , and make chowder . this welcome was answered by the flapping of a handkerchief and the shrill " rah ! rah ! it 's much the best way , i think , " replied geordie , who reposed in another boat alongside . " how phebe would like this ! i wonder uncle did not have her come . " " i believe he tried to , but dolly was as cross as two sticks , and said she couldn't spare her . i 'm sorry , for we all like the phebe bird , and she 'd chirp like a good one out here , wouldn't she ? " " she ought to have a holiday like the rest of us . it 's too bad to leave her out . " " what is my girl doing here ? " " having a good time , " answered rose , not at all startled . " i wonder what she was thinking about with such a sober look . " people who make sacrifices are very much loved and admired , aren't they ? " she asked , earnestly . " if the sacrifice is a true one . but many of the bravest never are known , and get no praise . " i suppose you have made a great many ? would you mind telling me one of them ? " asked rose , arrested by the sigh . " my last was to give up smoking , " was the very unromantic answer to her pensive question . " why did you ? " " bad example for the boys . " " that was very good of you , uncle ! was it hard ? " " i 'm ashamed to say it was . but as a wise old fellow once said , ' it is necessary to do right ; it is not necessary to be happy . ' " rose pondered over the saying as if it pleased her , and then said , with a clear , bright look , " a real sacrifice is giving up something you want or enjoy very much , isn't it ? " " yes . " " doing it one 's own self because one loves another person very much and wants her to be happy ? " " yes . " " and doing it pleasantly , and being glad about it , and not minding the praise if it doesn't come ? " i hope they won't be very hard ones . " " i think they will , " began rose , and there stopped short . chapter @number@ rose 's sacrifice the elders had just settled to a comfortable nap when the youngsters rose , refreshed and ready for further exploits . captain cook was murdered by the natives of owhyhee in the most thrilling manner . sinbad came ashore there and had manifold adventures , and numberless wrecks bestrewed the sands . " archie , didn't i hear uncle ask you to row home in the morning for fresh milk and things ? " " yes , why ? " " please , may i go too ? " i 'm willing , and i guess charlie won't mind . " promise , " urged rose , so eagerly , that archie struck an attitude and cried dramatically , " by yonder moon i swear ! " " hush ! it 's all right , go along " ; and rose departed as if satisfied . " she 's a queer little thing , isn't she , prince ? " " rather a nice little thing , i think . i 'm quite fond of her . " rose 's quick ears caught both remarks , and she retired to her tent , saying to herself with sleepy dignity , " little thing , indeed ! those boys talk as if i was a baby . they will treat me with more respect after to-morrow , i guess . " archie did stand by her in the morning , and her request was readily granted , as the lads were coming directly back . " but why not come now ? what are you about , miss ? uncle won't like it , " protested charlie , in great amazement . " just do as i tell you , little boy ; uncle will understand and explain . obey , as phebe does , and ask no questions . i can have secrets as well as other people " ; and rose walked off with an air of lofty independence that impressed her friends immensely . " it 's some plot between uncle and herself , so we won't meddle . all right , phebe ? pull away , prince " ; and off they went to be received with much surprise by the islanders . this was the note phebe bore : " dear uncle , i am going to take phebe 's place to-day , and let her have all the fun she can . please don't mind what she says , but keep her , and tell the boys to be very good to her for my sake . love to all from , " rose . " " bless the little dear , what a generous heart she has ! " let her alone , and don't spoil her little sacrifice . phebe was with difficulty kept from going straight home , and declared that she should not enjoy herself one bit without miss rose . but hour after hour passed , and no signal appeared on the balcony , though phebe watched it hopefully . " i really did not think the child had it in her . dear little soul ! " i hope someone wishes i was there ! " " come , child , put on your tippet , pelisse , or whatever you call it , and run off with me . i came to get phebe , but aunt says she is gone , so i want you . i 've got fun down in the boat , and i want you to go with us and see my fireworks . got them up for you , and you mustn't miss them , or i shall be disappointed . " " but , uncle , " began rose , feeling as if she ought to refuse even a glimpse of bliss , " perhaps " look , rosy , and see how you like this one ; it was ordered especially in honour of your coming . " " is it a rose , uncle ? " she asked , clasping her hands with delight as she recognised the handsome flower . " of course it is ! look again , and guess what those are , " answered uncle mac , chuckling and enjoying it all like a boy . " thistles , uncle , scotch thistles ! there are seven of them one for each boy ! " home , please uncle ; and i thank you very very much for the beautiful firework you got up for me . chapter @number@ poor mac soon after the island episode , mac had a sunstroke , and was very ill for some time . it was so sudden that everyone was startled , and for some days the boy 's life was in danger . everyone was very ready to read to him , and at first the lads contended for this honour . her pleasant voice suited him , her patience was unfailing , her time of no apparent value , and her eager good-will was very comforting . the womanly power of self-devotion was strong in the child , and she remained faithfully at her post when all the rest dropped away . through all these trials rose persevered , using all her little arts to please him . he said little , but she knew he was grateful , for she suited him better than anyone else . " i don't know what i should do without that child , " aunt jane often said . she did not know how much she was learning , both from the books she read and the daily sacrifices she made . " what day of the month is it ? " " the seventh of august , i believe . " " more than half my vacation gone , and i 've only had a week of it ! i call that hard , " and he groaned dismally . " so it is ; but there is more to come , and you may be able to enjoy that . " " may be able ! i will be able ! does that old noodle think i 'm going to stay stived up here much longer ? " " i guess he does , unless your eyes get on faster than they have yet . " " has he said anything more lately ? " " i haven't seen him , you know . shall i begin ? this looks rather nice . " " read away ; it 's all one to me . " and mac cast himself down upon the old lounge , where his heavy head felt easiest . " stop ! i don't hear a word , and you may as well save your breath to answer my question . " his next words proved that she was right . " now , look here , i want to know something , and you 've got to tell me . " " please , don't " began rose , beseechingly . " you must , or i 'll pull off this shade and stare at the sun as hard as ever i can stare . come now ! " and he half rose , as if ready to execute the threat . " i will ! oh , i will tell , if i know ! but don't be reckless and do anything so crazy as that , " cried rose , in great distress . " very well ; then listen , and don't dodge , as everyone else does . didn't the doctor think my eyes worse the last time he came ? mother won't say , but you shall . " " i believe he did , " faltered rose . " i thought so ! did he say i should be able to go to school when it begins ? " " no , mac , " very low . " ah ! " he bore the disappointment bravely , however , and asked quite steadily in a minute , " how soon does he think i can study again ? " it was so hard to answer that ! " not for a good many months . " " how many ? " he asked with a pathetic sort of gruffness . " a year , perhaps . " " a whole year ! why , i expected to be ready for college by that time . " " i won't do it ! i will study and get through somehow . it 's all humbug about taking care so long . these doctors like to keep hold of a fellow if they can . " now , mac , listen to me , " rose said very earnestly , though her voice shook a little and her heart ached . you must be careful , and do as he tells you , or you will be blind . " " no ! " " yes , it is true , and he wanted us to tell you that nothing but entire rest would cure you . " oh , my dear , you mustn't cry ! it is so bad for your poor eyes . take your head out of that hot pillow , and let me cool it . i don't wonder you feel so , but please don't cry . i 'll cry for you ; it won't hurt me . " i 'm all right . " but rose cried out , and caught his arm , " don't touch them with that rough woollen stuff ! lie down and let me bathe them , there 's a dear boy ; then there will be no harm done . " " they do smart confoundedly . " of course i won't ; but anyone would be upset at the idea of being well troubled in this way . i 'm sure you bear it splendidly , and you know it isn't half so bad when you get used to it . besides , it is only for a time , and you can do lots of pleasant things if you can't study . you 'll have to wear blue goggles , perhaps ; won't that be funny ? " " papa had a picture of milton and his daughters writing for him . " perhaps i could study if someone read and did the eye part . do you suppose i could , by and by ? " he asked , with a sudden ray of hope . " i dare say , if your head is strong enough . this sunstroke , you know , is what upset you , and your brain needs rest , the doctor says . " i see ' em now when i shut my eyes ; black balls bobbing round , and stars and all sorts of queer things . wonder if all blind people do ? " " don't think about them ; i 'll go on reading , shall i ? we shall come to the exciting part soon , and then you 'll forget all this , " suggested rose . " no , i never shall forget . hang the old ' revolution ' ! i don't want to hear another word of it . my head aches , and i 'm hot . " perhaps i shall ; i didn't sleep much last night , and when i did i dreamed like fun . that 's all ; now drone away , and i 'll try to sleep . wish i could for a year , and wake up cured . " " oh , i wish , i wish you could ! " but all he said was , " you are a good little soul , rosy . give us ' the birks ' ; that is a drowsy one that always sends me off . " " bonny lassie , will ye gang , will ye gang to the birks of aberfeldie ? " chapter @number@ " the other fellows " the boys were much impressed , both by the greatness of the affliction which hung over him and by his way of bearing it . she still kept her place as head-nurse and chief-reader , though the boys did their best in an irregular sort of way . vacation was almost over , and the time drawing near when mac would be left outside the happy school-world which he so much enjoyed . " she 's put the room to rights in a jiffey . what jacks we were to let those dogs in and kick up such a row , " observed steve , after a prolonged peep . " the poor old worm turns as if she was treading on him instead of cuddling him like a pussy cat . isn't he cross , though ? " added charlie , as mac was heard growling about his " confounded head . " " she will manage him ; but it 's mean in us to rumple him up and then leave her to smooth him down . " she has been ever so good to mac , " began steve , in a self-reproachful tone . " better than his own brother , hey ? " cut in archie , finding relief for his own regret in the delinquencies of another . i always fret him , he says , and it isn't my fault if i am a quiddle , " protested steve , in self-defence . " rose has stood by him like a good one , and it 's no wonder he likes to have her round best . " i 'll go down on my knees and beg her pardon for treating her as if she was a child . don't it make her mad , though ? come to think of it , she 's only two years or so younger than i am . " that dolly has got a real good little heart , and a bright mind of her own , you 'd better believe . of course , everybody likes the chief best ; they ought to , and i 'll punch their heads if they don't . so calm yourself , dandy , and mend your own manners before you come down on other people 's . " it was funny to see the look the three tall lads cast at the little person sedately threading a needle with green silk . " please forgive me this time , and i 'll never do so any more . " it was very hard to keep sober , but rose managed it and answered gravely , seeing the wholesome effects of her treatment upon these culprits , rose felt that she might relent and allow them a gleam of hope . " now , boys , if you really want to be good to mac , you can do it in this way . don't keep talking about things he can't do , or go and tell what fun you have had batting your ridiculous balls about . " i 'm glad you think so , though i am a ' queer chicken . " ' " i 'd bespoken an extra sunny day , but i 'll tell the clerk of the weather to change it . " it 's horrid ! take it off , take it off ! " i think i might , for she 's taking care of my brother , " put in steve , asserting his rights . " let's all go , that will please her " ; proposed charlie , with a burst of gallantry which electrified his mates . " now , that is the way i like to be treated . " chapter @number@ cosey corner vacation was over , the boys went back to school , and poor mac was left lamenting . everyone nodded and smiled in the friendliest manner , and a lively old lady kissed the new-comers all round , as she said heartily , " well , now , i 'm proper glad to see you ! come right in and rest , and we 'll have tea in less than no time , for you must be tired . bless the dears , they want to go see the pussies , and so they shall ! " the three pretty daughters did " fly round , " and everyone felt at home at once , all were so hospitable and kind . next day began the wholesome out-of-door life , which works such wonders with tired minds and feeble bodies . " now i lay me down to sleep . " " now i shall preach you a short sermon , and my text is , ' little children , love one another . ' i asked mamma to give me one , and she thought that would be good ; so you all sit still and i 'll preach it . you mustn't whisper , marion , but hear me . jack can't always drive , and needn't be mad because i like to go with frank . jamie seems to be a good boy , but i shall preach to him if he isn't . no , pokey , people don't kiss in church or put their hats on . now you must all remember what i tell you , because i am the captain , and you should mind me . " here lieutenant jack spoke right out in meeting with the rebellious remark , " yes , and you slapped frank ; i saw you ! " bawled willie snow , bobbing up in his pew . fifteen minutes of repose rendered it a physical impossibility for the company to march out as quietly as they had marched in . chapter @number@ a happy birthday " i 'm going to drive auntie and a lot of the babies , so you must ride the pony . you won't mind , will you ? " said mac , in a confidential aside during the wild flurry of the start . " not a bit , " answered rose . i 'll be ready as soon as you are , giglamps . " one look was enough , and with a cry of delight , rose was off down the road as fast as barkis could go . " now i 'll astonish uncle , " she thought . " i 'll dash up in grand style , and show him that i am not a coward , after all . " " o uncle , i 'm so glad to see you ! it is better than a cart-load of goodies , and so dear of you to come ! " " but aren't you hurt , child ! " my feelings are hurt , but my bones are all safe . it 's too bad ! you couldn't have done anything that would please me more , and i 'm delighted to see how well you ride . " i prefer to ride . come on , and see who will catch up first . " " you ought to see her go over a fence and race when we ride together . " good good ! that 's the best news you could tell me , " and dr alec rubbed his hands heartily . a general scramble among the rocks was followed by a regular gypsy lunch , which the young folks had the rapture of helping to prepare . as soon as the merry meal and a brief interval of repose were over , it was unanimously voted to have some charades . the first scene discovered mac in a despondent attitude and shabby dress , evidently much troubled in mind . to him entered a remarkable creature with a brown paper bag over its head . a little pink nose peeped through one hole in the middle , white teeth through another , and above two eyes glared fiercely . " cat is the word , " replied a voice , and the curtain fell . a gray shawl concealed its face , but an inquisitive sunbeam betrayed the glitter as of goggles under the fringe . suddenly a spirit appeared , all in white , with long newspaper wings upon its back and golden locks about its face . the children were all in the dark till mother atkinson said , in an inquiring tone , " if that isn't balaam and the ass , i 'd like to know what it is . rose makes a sweet angel , doesn't she ? " " ass " was evidently the word , and the angel retired , smiling with mundane satisfaction over the compliment that reached her ears . the next was a pretty little scene from the immortal story of " babes in the wood . " " now the wobins tum . you be twite dead , dimmy , and i 'll peep in and see ' em , " one defunct innocent was heard to say . he prescribed one pellet with an unpronounceable name , and left after demanding twenty dollars for his brief visit . the pellet was administered , and such awful agonies immediately set in that the distracted mamma bade a sympathetic neighbour run for mother know-all . instant relief ensued , the dying child sat up and demanded baked beans . no one enjoyed it more than herself , and the saucy children prepared for the grand finale in high feather . " now let us act a proverb . i 've got one all ready , " said rose , who was dying to distinguish herself in some way before uncle alec . a small note below informed the public that @time@ . was the time . hardly had the audience grasped this important fact when a long waterproof serpent was seen uncoiling itself from behind a stump . an inch-worm , perhaps , would be a better description , for it travelled in the same humpy way as that pleasing reptile . suddenly a very wide-awake and active fowl advanced , pecking , chirping , and scratching vigorously . he squirmed , he wriggled , he humped as fast as he could , trying to escape ; but all in vain . the tufted bird espied him , gave one warbling sort of crow , pounced upon him , and flapped triumphantly away . " very clever ; what next ? " asked dr alec as she sat down beside him . enter napoleon , cocked hat , gray coat , high boots , folded arms , grim mouth , and a melodramatic stride . he saw the sleeping soldier and glared upon him , saying in an awful tone , " ha ! asleep at his post ! death is the penalty he must die ! " " brave fellow , he is worn out ; i will let him sleep , and mount guard in his place . " then , shouldering the gun , this noble being strode to and fro with a dignity which thrilled the younger spectators . the sentinel awakes , sees what has happened , and gives himself up for lost . rose took part in all the fun , and never betrayed by look or word the twinges of pain she suffered in her ankle . " no , i won't ! there 's predicament for a man and an uncle ! " and that was rose 's little prayer on the night of her fourteenth birthday . " i can't rampage if i want to for a time , at least ; and i 'll tell you why . it 's only fair , you know ; for i don't forget how good you have been to me . " and mac went to call phebe , so full of gratitude and good-will that his very goggles shone . chapter @number@ ear-rings presently , phebe appeared with a card . rose read it , made a grimace , then laughed and said , " i 'll see miss blish , " and immediately put on her company face , pulled out her locket , and settled her curls . " you dear thing , how do you do ? " how nice to have a maid ! " said ariadne , as she settled herself with much commotion . " still , dear , you must be very lonely , and feel the need of a bosom friend . " " i have my cousins , " began rose , with dignity , for her visitor 's patronising manner ruffled her temper . " gracious , child ! you don't make friends of those great boys , do you ? mamma says she really doesn't think it 's proper for you to be with them so much . " she is too mean to live , so i gave her up . just think , she never paid back one of the caramels i 've given her , and never invited me to her party . so ariadne concealed her vexation at rose 's coolness , and changed the subject as fast as possible . " i don't study it , for i read french as well as english , and uncle and i often speak it for hours . he talks like a native , and says i have a remarkably good accent . " she felt that ariadne would be the better for a little crushing , and could not resist the temptation to patronise in her turn . " oh , indeed ! " said miss blish , rather blankly , for french was not her strong point by any means . " i am to go abroad with uncle in a year or two , and he knows how important it is to understand the languages . half the girls who leave school can't speak decent french , and when they go abroad they are so mortified . the touch of an ear-ring consoled her , and suggested a way of returning tit for tat in a telling manner . papa gave them to me last week , and everyone says they are lovely . " rose came down from her high horse with a rapidity that was comical , for ariadne had the upper hand now . " they are too sweet for anything ! if uncle would only let me wear some , i should be perfectly happy . " " i wouldn't mind what he says . " then do it . " i asked him if it wouldn't do my eyes good once when they were red , and he only laughed . people do cure weak eyes that way , don't they ? " " yes , indeed , and yours are sort of red . let me see . " does it hurt much ? " asked rose , wavering . " oh dear , no ; just a prick and a pull , and it 's all over . i 've done lots of ears , and know just how . come , push up your hair and get a big needle . " " i don't quite like to do it without asking uncle 's leave , " faltered rose , when all was ready for the operation . " did he ever forbid it ? " demanded ariadne , hovering over her prey like a vampire . " no , never ! " " then do it , unless you are afraid , " cried miss blish , bent on accomplishing the deed . ariadne punched , and the victim bore it in heroic silence , though she turned pale and her eyes were full of tears of anguish . " there ! " it does hurt dreadfully , and i know uncle won't like it , " sighed rose , as remorse began to gnaw . " never . mercy me , what 's that ? " and ariadne started as a sudden sound of steps and voices came up from below . " it 's the boys ! hide the needle . do my ears show ? don't breathe a word ! " whispered rose , scrambling about to conceal all traces of their iniquity from the sharp eyes of the clan . " how many , and how big ! " that lot was picked especially for you , rosy . i got every one myself , and they are extra whackers , " said mac , presenting a bushel or so . " you should have seen giglamps when he was after them . " i 'm not going to do all the gallivanting . let steve take that chit home and show his manners . " " i 'll be hanged if i do ! " answered prince , who disliked miss blish because she tried to be coquettish with him . " then i will take this lady down to tea , as the other one has found a gentleman to go home with her . " fire away , " said geordie , and she obeyed , little thinking what a disastrous story it would prove to herself . " well , once upon a time , a little girl went to see a young lady who was very fond of her . " but an eye did see this naughty little girl , and whose eye do you think it was ? " rose was rather taken aback by this reply , but , feeling that she was producing a good effect , she added seriously , the young lady was glad to see that , and wondered what made the little girl put it back . " " tonscience p'icked her , " murmured a contrite voice from behind the small hands pressed tightly over pokey 's red face . " it was so nice and wound , and she wanted it deffly , " answered the little voice . " well , i 'm glad she had such a good conscience . the moral is that people who steal don't enjoy what they take , and are not happy till they put it back . what makes that little girl hide her face ? " asked rose , as she concluded . " me 's so ' shamed of pokey , " sobbed the small culprit , quite overcome by remorse and confusion at this awful disclosure . " i know something bad that you did , and i 'm going to tell right out . jamie 's somewhat incoherent explosion produced such an effect that pokey 's small sin was instantly forgotten , and rose felt that her hour had come . " what shall you do about it , sir ? " inquired geordie , wondering what punishment would be inflicted on a feminine culprit . " as she is fond of ornaments , perhaps we had better give her a nose-ring also . " good ! good ! we 'll do it right away ! " o uncle , save me , save me ! " chapter @number@ bread and button-holes now , as he sat down beside her , she said , very soberly , " i 've been trying to decide what trade i would learn , and i want you to advise me . " " trade , my dear ? " and dr alec looked so astonished that she hastened to explain . " i forgot that you didn't hear the talk about it up at cosey corner . " what do you incline to ? a natural taste or talent is a great help in choosing , you know . " " i haven't any talent , or any especial taste that i can see , and that is why i can't decide , uncle . " oh , what is it ? " cried rose eagerly , charmed to be met in this helpful and cordial way . " housekeeping ! " answered dr alec . " yes ; it is one of the most beautiful as well as useful of all the arts a woman can learn . " who is the lady ? " asked rose , rather impressed by her uncle 's earnest speech . " aunt plenty . " " i should like to have people feel so about me . " yes , if you don't despise such simple lessons as she can give . " i will , uncle . but how shall i begin ? " " so it is ! " then we 'll cook in the parlour . i fancy aunt plenty will manage her , so don't be troubled . only mind this , i 'd rather you learned how to make good bread than the best pies ever baked . " it 's a bargain ! it 's a bargain ! " i made that , uncle , and i 'm glad you like it . " " ain't it just lovely , sir ? " " it is a regularly splendid loaf ! did my girl make it all herself ? " he asked , surveying the shapely , sweet-smelling object with real interest and pleasure . " i 've had so many failures and troubles that i really thought i never should be able to do it alone . dolly let one splendid batch burn up because i forgot it . wasn't it hard ? she might have called me at least , " said rose , recollecting , with a sigh , the anguish of that moment . " she meant you should learn by experience , as rosamond did in that little affair of the purple jar , you remember . " ugh ! i always want to shake that hateful woman , though she was a moral mamma . " everything went right this time , and it came out a nice , round , crusty loaf , as you see . now taste it , and tell me if it is good as well as handsome . " " must i cut it ? " what an idea , uncle ! it would mould and be spoilt . besides , people would laugh at us , and make fun of my old-fashioned accomplishment . " my dear , it is perfect bread , and you are an honour to your teacher . when we have our model school i shall offer a prize for the best bread , and you will get it . " but dr alec saw it , guessed how it came there , and after tea insisted on easing the pain which she would hardly confess . " more little confidences ? i like them immensely , so tell away , my dear . " you know she can't go about like aunty plen , and we are so busy nowadays that she is rather lonely , i 'm afraid . so i want to take lessons in sewing of her . so , do you devote your mind to button-holes ; make ' em all over my clothes if you want something to practice on . i 'll wear any quantity . " rose laughed at this reckless offer , but promised to attend to that important branch , though she confessed that darning was her weak point . " there ! i 've made you a new set of warm night-gowns with four button-holes in each . see if they are not neatly done , " said rose , one day , some weeks after the new lessons began . " even to a thread , and nice little bars across the end so i can't tear them when i twitch the buttons out . " you sew them on ? " cried rose , with her eyes wide open in amazement . " wait a bit till i get my sewing tackle , and then you shall see what i can do . " " can he , really ? " asked rose of aunt peace , as uncle alec marched off with a comical air of importance . " i wonder if there is anything in the world that you cannot do , " she said , in a tone of respectful admiration . " i should like to know what ? " " bread and button-holes , ma'am . " chapter @number@ good bargains will and geordie were sprawling on the sofa , deep in the adventures of the scapegraces and ragamuffins whose histories are now the fashion . " read and improve your mind , my son , " answered archie , peering solemnly over the paper behind which he had been dozing . " no , thank you , tramps in an easterly storm don't strike me as amusing . " there archie stopped and held up his hand , for a pleasant voice was heard saying outside , " are the boys in the library , auntie ? " " yes , dear , and longing for sunshine ; so run in and make it for them , " answered mrs jessie . " it 's rose , " and archie threw his cigar into the fire . " what 's that for ? " asked charlie . " gentlemen don't smoke before ladies . " as rose bent to warm her hands , one end of archie 's cigar stuck out of the ashes , smoking furiously and smelling strongly . " oh , you bad boys , how could you do it , to-day of all days ? " she said reproachfully . " where 's the harm ? " asked archie . " fiddlesticks ! every man smokes , even uncle alec , whom you think so perfect , " began charlie , in his teasing way . " no , he doesn't ! he has given it up , and i know why , " cried rose eagerly . " now i think of it , i haven't seen the old meerschaum since he came home . did he stop it on our account ? " asked archie . " yes , " and rose told the little scene on the seashore in the camping-out time . archie seemed much impressed , and said manfully , " he won't have done that in vain so far as i 'm concerned . i don't care a pin about smoking , so can give it up as easy as not , and i promise you i will . i only do it now and then for fun . " " you women are always asking us to give up harmless little things just because you don't approve of them . how would you like it if we did the same by you , miss ? " " well , now , we 'll see if you mean what you say . " i 'll agree if it is as foolish as cigars . " " oh , it 's ever so much sillier . " " give up your ear-rings , " and charlie laughed wickedly , sure that she would never hold to that bargain . rose uttered a cry and clapped both hands to her ears where the gold rings hung . " oh , charlie , wouldn't anything else do as well ? i 've been through so much teasing and trouble , i do want to enjoy my pretty ear-rings , for i can wear them now . " " wear as many as you like , and i 'll smoke in peace , " returned this bad boy . " will nothing else satisfy you ? " imploringly . " nothing , " sternly . here was a chance to do some good by sacrificing a little vanity of her own . she felt it was right to do it , yet found it very hard , and asked wistfully , " do you mean never wear them , charlie ? " " never , unless you want me to smoke . " " i never do . " " then clinch the bargain . " " i care more for my cousins than for my ear-rings , so i promise , and i 'll keep my word . " but rose was bent on showing her aunt that she could use her influence for the boys ' good , and said steadily , " it is fair , and i want it to be so , then you will believe i 'm in earnest . here , each of you wear one of these on your watch-guard to remind you . i shall not forget , because very soon i cannot wear ear-rings if i want to . " as she spoke , rose offered a little ring to each cousin , and the boys , seeing how sincere she was , obeyed her . just at that moment dr alec and mrs jessie came in . " what 's this ? dancing ladies ' triumph on sunday ? " exclaimed uncle alec , surveying the trio with surprise . " no , sir , it is the anti-tobacco league . will you join ? " said charlie , while rose slipped away to her aunt , and archie buried both cigars behind the back log . " i thought they were all the fashion , " answered dr alec , settling in the big chair with rose . " so is smoking , but it is harmful . " now , mum , that 's too bad ! i like ' em tip-top . this one is a regular screamer , " cried will . " they 're bully books , and i 'd like to know where 's the harm , " added geordie . " you have just shown us one of the chief evils , and that is slang , " answered their mother quickly . " must have it , ma'am . if these chaps talked all right , there 'd be no fun in ' em , " protested will . in fact , i fail to see the advantage of writing books about such people unless it is done in a very different way . isn't it so , boys ? " " ' in this place we saw a tooth of john the baptist . ben said he could see locust and wild honey sticking to it . i couldn't . perhaps john used a piece of the true cross for a tooth-pick . ' " " and those descriptions , taken mostly from guidebooks , i fancy , are the only parts of any real worth . as she luffs up we shall man the fore and main sheets , slack on the weather , and haul on the lee braces . " " i guess i could , if i wasn't afraid of uncle . he knows so much more than i do , he 'd laugh , " began geordie , evidently puzzled by the question . " ho , you know you can't , so why make believe ? i once made a rule that i would have no slang in the house . " yes , right behind the back log , " she continued , energetically . " oh , mother , not a single one ? " cried will . " couldn't we just finish those ? " pleaded geordie . " the boys threw away half-smoked cigars ; and your books must go after them . " course not ! come on , geordie , " and will took the vow like a hero . his brother sighed and obeyed , but privately resolved to finish his story the minute the month was over . " do you want us to be poor , mother ? " asked archie , wondering . o , my boys ! the younger lads nestled closer to her , and archie said , in his quiet , resolute way , " you must help her make them what they should be . chapter @number@ fashion and physiology phebe said this as she popped her head into the study , where dr alec sat reading a new book . " you are a girl of sense . i 'll settle matters for rosy , and you 'll lend a hand . is everything ready in her room , and are you sure you understand how they go ? " " oh , yes , sir ; but they are so funny ! i know miss rose will think it 's a joke , " and phebe laughed as if something tickled her immensely . " never mind what she thinks so long as she obeys . tell her to do it for my sake , and she will find it the best joke she ever saw . the suit was of two peculiar shades of blue , so arranged that patches of light and dark distracted the eye . a bunch of folds was gathered up just below the waist behind , and a great bow rode a-top . " things have changed since your day , aunt , and it takes time to get used to new ways . but you , jessie , surely like this costume better than the dowdy things rose has been wearing all summer . now , be honest , and own you do , " said mrs clara , bent on being praised for her work . therefore , i have taken the liberty of providing a pretty street suit for rose . " it is a street costume , is it ? " asked the doctor , mildly . " do you know , i never should have guessed that it was meant for winter weather and brisk locomotion . take a turn , rosy , and let me see all its beauties and advantages . " " don't think i could , but i 'll try , " and rose made a rush across the room . " no beauty ! " cried mrs clara , warmly , " now , that is just a man 's blindness . this is the best of silk and camel 's hair , real ostrich feathers , and an expensive ermine muff . what could be in better taste , or more proper for a young girl ? " " alec , if it is a bloomer , i shall protest . i 've been expecting it , but i know i cannot bear to see that pretty child sacrificed to your wild ideas of health . tell me it isn't a bloomer ! " and mrs clara clasped her hands imploringly . " it is not . " " after all i have said , were you really going to tempt my girl with those abominable things ? " " growing stout ! " don't be absurd , alec . there is no torture about it , for tight lacing is out of fashion , and we have nice , sensible things nowadays . " i know it , and so the poor little souls have weak backs all their days , as their mothers had before them . give them to me . i 'll see that they do no harm . " " whalebones , indeed ! a regular fence of them , and metal gate-posts in front . peals of laughter issued from rose 's room , and smiles involuntarily touched the lips of those who listened to the happy sound . " yes , ma'am , my last , and i hope you will like it . i discovered what clara was at , and got my rival suit ready for to-day . while we wait i 'll explain , and then you will appreciate the general effect better . " mercy on us , these things are like the night-drawers jamie wears ! you don't mean to say you want rose to come out in this costume ? it 's not proper , and i won't consent to it ! " " well , i don't see anything remarkable . " exactly what i want , " answered the provoking doctor , rubbing his hands with a satisfied air . " rosy looks now like what she is , a modest little girl , who does not want to be stared at . i think she would get a glance of approval , though , from people who like sense and simplicity rather than fuss and feathers . revolve , my hebe , and let me refresh my eyes by the sight of you . " " there ! you see how it will be ; dress her in that boyish way and she will act like a boy . i do hate all these inventions of strong-minded women ! " exclaimed mrs clara , as rose came back at a run . mrs van tassel has been to madame stone , and is wearing a full suit of this sort . " you don't say so ! " i thought that would settle it , " he said with a nod . meantime aunt plenty was examining rose 's costume , for the hat and sack were off , and the girl was eagerly explaining the new under-garments . " see , auntie , all nice scarlet flannel , and a gay little petticoat , and long stockings , oh , so warm ! phebe and i nearly died laughing when i put this rig on , but i like it ever so much . do say you like it . " i don't ask that , rose , but i wish you 'd weigh and compare the two suits , and then choose which seems best . i leave it to your own commonsense , " answered dr alec , feeling pretty sure he had won . " why , i take this one , of course , uncle . i 'm much obliged to auntie , but i 'll keep this , please . " aunt clara sighed ; uncle alec smiled , and said heartily , " thank you , dear ; now read this book and you will understand why i ask it of you . " oh , what ? " and rose caught up the book which mrs clara had thrown down with a disgusted look . if you agree , i 'll hunt up my old skeleton to-morrow . " chapter @number@ brother bones rose accepted her uncle 's offer , as aunt myra discovered two or three days later . the doctor appeared in a moment , and begged to know what the matter was . " what are you doing , child ? " demanded aunt myra , dropping into a chair and staring about her . " oh , i 'm learning bones to-day , and i like it so much . " do you think that is a good sort of thing for her to be poking over ? " and she really likes it ? " " very much , auntie ! it 's all so wonderful , and so nicely planned , you can hardly believe what you see . " well , i don't know but you may be right , alec , only i wouldn't carry it too far . women don't need much of this sort of knowledge , and are not fit for it . " perhaps it 's as well to let her do what she likes the little while she is with us . but pray be careful of her , alec , and not allow her to overwork , " she whispered as she went out . half an hour later came another interruption in the shape of mac , who announced his arrival by the brief but elegant remark , " hullo ! what new game is this ? " rose explained , mac gave a long whistle of surprise , and then took a promenade round the skeleton , observing gravely , " brother bones looks very jolly , but i can't say much for his beauty . " " i dare say , so i 'll keep my flesh on , thank you . " don't you want to come and join my class ? uncle explains it all to us , and you can take a look at the plates as they come along . " he 's blue to-day , and we must amuse him ; give a little lecture on eyes , and it will do him good . no matter about me , uncle . " " very well ; the class will please be seated , " and the doctor gave a sounding rap on the table . telling him after he 's down isn't much use , for then he 's found it out himself and won't thank you . " " ah , mac , that 's just what i keep lecturing about , and people won't listen . you lads need that sort of knowledge so much , and fathers and mothers ought to be able to give it to you . few of them are able , and so we all go blundering , as you say . less greek and latin and more knowledge of the laws of health for my boys , if i had them . poor mac was right there , and expressed a want that many a boy and girl feels . so the young hearts hide trouble or temptation till the harm is done , and mutual regret comes too late . they certainly get great comfort out of it , and receive much innocent affection that otherwise would be lost . that is what i 'm here for , i believe , and it will be a great happiness to me if you can trust me . " " we can , uncle , and we will ! " both answered , with a heartiness that gratified him much . " we 'll come , sir , much obliged , " and the class in physiology went out to walk . of course , the other lads made great fun of the whole thing , and plagued dr alec 's students half out of their lives . but they kept on persistently , and one day something happened which made the other fellows behave themselves for ever after . she was lounging over the table looking at a map when an odd noise caught her ear . she paused an instant to collect herself , and then went softly toward the bony beckoner . " i told him not to do it , because it might give you a start , " explained archie , emerging from the closet . " i had a smelling bottle all ready if she fainted away , " added steve , popping up from behind the great chair . " i 'm used to your pranks now , so i 'm always on the watch and prepared . but i won't have brother bones made fun of . " hear how i got that skeleton , and then i 'm sure you will treat it with respect . " the boys settled down at once on any article of furniture that was nearest and listened dutifully . " years ago , when i was in the hospital , a poor fellow was brought there with a rare and very painful disease . it did do good , and his brave patience made us remember him long after he was gone . chapter @number@ under the mistletoe " merry christmas ! " cried the little mistress smiling gaily . " merry christmas ! " answered the little maid , so heartily that it did one good to hear her . then she added with an important air , " do wish for something else , because i happen to know of two more presents outside the door this minute . " " oh , me , what richness ! " cried rose , much excited . i don't know what you 'll say to the other , but i think it 's elegant . " so did rose , when a shining pair of skates and a fine sled appeared . isn't it a beauty ? " it isn't very pretty , " said rose , who was trimming the chimney-piece with glossy holly sprays . " never mind that , it 's mistletoe , and anyone who stands under it will get kissed whether they like it or not . " you won't catch me , " said rose , with great dignity . " see if i don't ! " " i 've got my eye on phebe , " observed will , in a patronising tone that made them all laugh . " oh , the mistletoe bough , " sang rose . will called him the " typhoon , " meaning tycoon , and the name stuck to him to his great disgust . but that only made it all the jollier in the warm , bright rooms , full of happy souls . that allusion to the captain , now on his return trip , made mrs jessie sob in her napkin , and set the boys cheering . then , as if that was not sensation enough , archie suddenly dashed out of the room , as if he had lost his wits . " too bashful to stay and be praised , " began charlie , excusing the peculiarities of his chief as in duty bound . " phebe beckoned to him ; i saw her , " cried rose , staring hard at the door . " is it more presents coming ? " asked jamie , just as his brother re-appeared , looking more excited than ever . " where 's my little woman ? the first kiss for her , then the rest may come on as fast as they like . " it was good to see bluff uncle jem look proudly at his tall son , and fondly hug the little ones . that really was , as charlie said , " a landscape to do one 's heart good . " " all but rose , " answered loyal little jamie , remembering the absent . " faith , i forgot the child ! where is george 's little girl ? " asked the captain , who had not seen her since she was a baby . " you 'd better say alec 's great girl , " said uncle mac , who professed to be madly jealous of his brother . " here i am , sir , " and rose appeared from behind the curtains , looking as if she had rather have stayed there . so steve droned out a highland reel as softly as he could , and the boys danced it to a circle of admiring relations . that was a grand beginning , and they had many another dance before anyone would own they were tired . how they all laughed at her astonishment , and how fun 's little black eyes twinkled over this exploit ! but rose was wide-awake , and escaped all his snares , professing great contempt for such foolish customs . charlie alone failed to catch his shy bird , and the oftener she escaped the more determined he was to ensnare her . when every other wile had been tried in vain , he got archie to propose a game with forfeits . " now let us redeem them and play something else , " said will , quite unconscious of the deeply-laid plots all about him . " one more round and then we will , " answered the prince , who had now baited his trap anew . " now i 've got her , " thought the young rascal , exulting in his fun-loving soul . in fact , it made even him think twice , and resolve to " let rose off easy , " she had been so clever . " fine or superfine ? " " super . " " hum , well , she shall take old mac under the mistletoe , and kiss him prettily . won't he be mad , though ? " and this bad boy chuckled over the discomfort he had caused two harmless beings . " thank you , my dear , " said the innocent gentleman , looking much pleased at the unexpected honour . " oh , come ; that 's not fair , " began charlie . but rose cut him short by saying , as she made him a fine courtesy , " you said ' old mac , ' and though it was very disrespectful , i did it . that was your last chance , sir , and you 've lost it . " " what 's the joke ? " asked young mac , waked out of a brown study by the laughter , in which the elders joined . chapter @number@ a scare " why not ? " but you have no idea how sharp the wind is . " i don't doubt it , ma'am , if you will wear crape and silk instead of fur and flannel . rosy goes out in all weathers , and will be none the worse for an hour 's brisk skating . " " mark my words , you will repent it , " and with that awful prophecy , aunt myra departed like a black shadow . aunt myra was an especial trial , and he always turned contrary the moment she began to talk . he could not help it , and often laughed about it with comic frankness . but aunt myra spoke , and he could not resist the temptation to make light of her advice , and let rose brave the cold . " of course , your uncle won't let her go out such a day as this . " i wish steve would just cut up and see if she 's there , since i can't go , " began mac , anxiously . " steve won't stir a peg , thank you . so mac resigned himself , and rose waited dutifully till dinner-time assured her that her waiting was in vain . " my darling , what is it ? " and uncle alec had her in his arms in a minute . full of remorseful tenderness , uncle alec worked over his new patient till she declared she was all right again . " please , could i go to bed ? " " the best place for you , deary . " are you in pain , darling ? " asked uncle alec , as he carried her up . " pleurisy , " sighed aunt plenty , from the depths of the bath-tub . " pewmonia ! " groaned dolly , burrowing among the bedclothes with the long-handled pan , as if bent on fishing up that treacherous disease . " hush ! " ordered the doctor , in a tone that silenced all further predictions , and made everyone work with a will . " i thought it would be too good luck to get through the year without a downfall . confound my perversity ! why couldn't i take myra 's advice and keep rose at home . it 's not fair that the poor child should suffer for my sinful over-confidence . she shall not suffer for it ! pneumonia , indeed ! " what the dickens is the matter ? you look as dismal as a tombstone , " he said , as she held up her hand to stop his lively whistling . " miss rose is dreadful sick . " " the deuce she is ! " " oh , but she is though . the doctor don't say much , but he don't call it a ' chill ' any more . charlie exploded into a stifled laugh at the new pronunciation of pneumonia , to phebe 's great indignation . " how can you have the heart to do it , and she in such horrid pain ? charlie listened and heard little moans that went to his heart and made his face as sober as phebe 's . " o uncle , please stop the pain , and let me rest a minute ! don't tell the boys i wasn't brave . i try to bear it , but it 's so sharp i can't help crying . " " don't hold that confounded thing right under my nose ; the mustard makes my eyes smart . " " don't see how it can , when it hasn't any more strength in it than meal . a tap on the window startled phebe , and , looking up , she saw a face peering in . " and she will be all right again to-morrow ? " " oh , dear no ! down went mac 's face , and remorse began to gnaw at him again as he gave a great sigh and said doubtfully , " i suppose i couldn't see her ? " " of course not at this time of night , when we want her to go to sleep ! " " why didn't you stop it ? " said phebe reproachfully . " i dare say you 've waked her up . " " didn't know it was coming . just my luck ! " groaned mac , turning to go before his unfortunate presence did more harm . but a voice from the stair-head called softly , " mac , come up ; rose wants to see you . " up he went , and found his uncle waiting for him . " what brings you here at this hour , my boy ? " asked the doctor in a whisper . " charlie said it was all my fault , and if she died i 'd killed her . " i knew your funny sneeze , and i guessed that you came to see how i did , though it is very late . " i don't think i shall die ; uncle won't let me ; but if i do , remember i forgave you . " chapter @number@ something to do " i 'll go and hunt up phebe , she is always nice and busy , and likes to have me help her . she took the precaution to peep through the slide before she entered the kitchen , for dolly allowed no messing when she was round . but the coast was clear , and no one but phebe appeared , sitting at the table with her head on her arms apparently asleep . " phebe , i want something to do . can't you let me help you about anything , or shall i be in the way ? " " oh , dear no , miss ; i always love to have you round when things are tidy . " let me see ! what is it ? i won't tell if you 'd rather not have dolly know . " " laugh at you ! why didn't you come and ask me , and not go struggling along alone in this way ? " o you proud thing ! just as if it wasn't fun to give away , and i had the best of it . now , see here , i 've got a plan and you mustn't say no , or i shall scold . it will take time , and maybe the doctor wouldn't like it . " " the way into my parlour is up a winding stair , and many are the curious things i 'll show you when you're there . will you , will you walk in , phebe dear ? " " bless my heart , what is going on now ? " " school , aunty . i 'm teaching phebe , and it 's great fun ! " cried rose , looking up with a bright face . but phebe 's was brighter , though she added with a wistful look , " maybe i ought to have asked leave first ; only when miss rose proposed this , i was so happy i forgot to . shall i stop , ma'am ? " " of course not , child ; i 'm glad to see you fond of your book , and to find rose helping you along . only don't neglect your work , dear , or let the books interfere with the duties . " " please , can i go ? i 'll clear up after i 've done my chores . " " school is dismissed , " answered rose , and with a grateful " thank you , heaps and heaps ! " phebe ran away singing the multiplication table as she set the tea ditto . " o uncle ! i 'm so glad ! and so sorry ! why didn't you let us know what time you 'd be here , or call out the minute you came ? " have you had a good time ? did you save the poor lady ? aren't you glad to be home again with your girl to torment you ? " " yes , to all those questions . now tell me what you 've been at , little sinner ? aunty plen says you want to consult me about some new and remarkable project which you have dared to start in my absence . " " she didn't tell you , i hope ? " now , then , own up and take the consequences . " that 's what i was reading up when you came , and to-morrow i shall tell her all about it , and indigo too . " you artful little baggage ! that 's the way you expect to get round me , is it ? that 's not studying , i suppose ? " " no , sir , it 's teaching ; and please , i like it much better than having a good time by myself . " i haven't the slightest objection in the world . " i think she has found some already , " began rose eagerly . " bless your dear heart , i haven't begun to do anything yet , more shame to me ! how will that do for a beginning ? " all of a sudden she stopped and asked soberly , " if phebe goes to school who will do her work ? i 'm willing , if i can . " " come here and i 'll tell you a secret . " oh , me ! how can i ever get on without phebe ? couldn't she stay , just so i could see her ? i 'd pay her board rather than have her go , i 'm so fond of her . " " your plans are always so wise and kind ! that 's why they work so well , i suppose , and why people let you do what you like with them . chapter @number@ peace-making " p'raps i will , and p'raps i won't . what is it ? " " haven't arch and charlie quarrelled ? " " dare say ; we fellows are always having little rows , you know . come , please tell me , stenie , there 's a dear . " uncle said so , and he is never wrong . " " what do you want ? " and rose looked up rather surprised at his question . " i 'd like to borrow some money . " i 'll lend it to you with pleasure , so tell away , " said rose , bound to get at the secret . evidently much relieved by the promise , steve set his top-knot cheerfully erect again , and briefly stated the case . you see , archie don't like some of the fellows charlie goes with , and cuts ' em . " are those boys bad ? " asked rose , anxiously . " guess not , only rather wild . he beat morse at billiards , and that 's something to brag of , for morse thinks he knows everything . i saw the match , and it was great fun ! " steve got quite excited over the prowess of charlie , whom he admired immensely , and tried to imitate . " if prince likes any billiard-playing boy better than archie , i don't think much of his sense , " she said severely . " that 's the trouble ; arch preaches , and prince won't stand it . he told arch he was a prig and a parson , and arch told him he wasn't a gentleman . my boots ! weren't they both mad , though ! i thought for a minute they 'd pitch into one another and have it out . wish they had , and not gone stalking round stiff and glum ever since . mac and i settle our rows with a bat or so over the head , and then we are all right . " i 've told , now you pay up . " " of course i will ! how much do you want ? " and rose pulled out her purse . " could you spare five dollars ? " aren't all debts honourable ? " asked innocent rose . " oh , don't bet , it 's not right , and i know your father wouldn't like it . promise you won't do so again ; please promise ! " and rose held fast the hand into which she had just put the money . " well , i won't . it 's worried me a good deal , but i was joked into it . much obliged , cousin , i 'm all right now , " and steve departed hastily . having decided to be a peace-maker , rose waited for an opportunity , and very soon it came . dinner was over , and everyone had gone . aunt clara was resting before going out to an evening party , and rose was waiting for charlie to come and take her home . presently charlie came lounging in , looking rather sleepy and queer , rose thought . on seeing her , however , he roused up and said with a smile that ended in a gape , " i thought you were with mother , so i took forty winks after i got those girls off . now , i 'm at your service , rosamunda , whenever you like . " " you look as if your head ached . if it does , don't mind me . " i think i see myself letting you do it . champagne always makes my headache , but the air will set me up . " " why do you drink it , then ? " asked rose , anxiously . " can't help it , when i'm host . now , don't you begin to lecture ; i 've had enough of archie 's old-fashioned notions , and i don't want any more . " " i wasn't going to lecture , only when people like other people , they can't bear to see them suffer pain . " " i wish you 'd beg archie 's too , and be good friends again . " you 'd better not meddle with what you don't understand , cousin . " " but i do understand , and it troubles me very much to see you so cold and stiff to one another . you always used to be together , and now you hardly speak . you are so ready to beg my pardon i don't see why you can't beg archie 's , if you are in the wrong . " " i 've broken my word , so i want to give this back and free you from the bargain . i 'm sorry , but i think it a foolish promise , and don't intend to keep it . choose a pair of ear-rings to suit yourself , as my forfeit . you have a right to wear them now . " " no , i can only wear one , and that is no use , for archie will keep his word i 'm sure ! " " you are not at all the boy i thought you were , and i don't respect you one bit . i 've tried to help you be good , but you won't let me , and i shall not try any more . i don't wish you to go home with me . i 'd rather have mary . good-night . " a hasty good-night to aunt clara now under the hands of the hairdresser and then she crept down to find mary the maid . " you needn't speak to me if you don't choose , but i must see you safely home , cousin . " she turned at once , put out her hand , and answered heartily , " i was the cross one . please forgive me , and let's be friends again . " " look here , rosy , i 've put the ring back , and i 'm going to try again . but you don't know how hard it is to stand being laughed at . " " yes , i do ! ariadne plagues me every time i see her , because i don't wear ear-rings after all the trouble i had getting ready for them . " " ah , but her twaddle isn't half as bad as the chaffing i get . " i thought you had a ' deal of pluck , ' as you call it . the boys all say you are the bravest of the seven , " said rose . " so i am about some things , but i cannot bear to be laughed at . " " it is hard , but if one is right won't that make it easier ? " " not to me ; it might to a pious parson like arch . " " please don't call him names ! i guess he has what is called moral courage , and you physical courage . uncle explained the difference to me , and moral is the best , though often it doesn't look so , " said rose thoughtfully . " perhaps that 's why he keeps out of their way , and wants you to . " " if he was my brother , now , he 'd have some right to interfere , " began charlie , in an injured tone . " i wish he was ! " cried rose . " so do i , " answered charlie , and then they both laughed at his inconsistency . the laugh did them good , and when prince spoke again , it was in a different tone pensive , not proud nor perverse . " you see , it 's hard upon me that i have no brothers and sisters . the others are better off and needn't go abroad for chums if they don't like . i am all alone , and i 'd be thankful even for a little sister . " " play i was a little sister . i know i 'm silly , but perhaps i 'm better than nothing , and i 'd dearly love to do it . " there , now ! " and charlie looked down at the curly head bobbing along beside him with real affection in his face . rose gave a skip of pleasure , and laid one seal-skin mitten over the other on his arm , as she said happily , " that 's so nice of you ! " i 've been thinking that perhaps i ought to , though i am in the right . " while father was home , i was very busy with him , so prince got into a set i don't like . " i don't care for that ; if he 'll just drop those row-dies and come back , i 'll hold my tongue and not preach . i wonder if he owes those fellows money , and so doesn't like to break off till he can pay it . but archie ordered her to " fess , " and had the whole story in five minutes , for none dared disobey the chief . he completed her affliction by putting a five-dollar bill into her pocket by main force , looking both indignant and resolute as he said , " never do so again ; but send steve to me , if he is afraid to go to his father . charlie had nothing to do with that ; he wouldn't borrow a penny of a girl , don't think it . but that 's the harm he does steve , who adores him , and tries to be like him in all things . don't say a word ; i 'll make it all right , and no one shall blame you . " " oh me ! " here 's our little peace-maker ! " said archie , shaking hands with vigour . but charlie added , with a look that made rose very proud and happy , " and my little sister . " chapter @number@ which ? " to take care of boys , " answered rose , quite beaming with satisfaction as she spoke . " phebe laughed when i told her , and said she thought girls had better learn to take care of themselves first . but that 's because she hasn't got seven boy-cousins as i have . " " am i ? only i don't always know what to do , and i 'm going to consult you privately and then surprise them with my wisdom . " " all right , my dear ; what 's the first worry ? i see you have something on your little mind , so come and tell uncle . " " could you make up your mind to go and stay with aunt clara a month ? " asked the doctor , when she ended . " yes , sir ; but i shouldn't like it . do you really want me to go ? " " exactly . " " but could i make it pleasant ? he would want the boys . " " no danger but he 'd have the boys , for they swarm after you like bees after their queen . haven't you found that out ? " " i 'll go , uncle , right away ! aunt clara is always asking me , and will be glad to get me . fortunately , she was very near home , and dr alec dropped in so often that her visit was far less dismal than she expected . so the winter flew rapidly away , and it was may before rose was fairly settled again at home . " do you remember that ? " he said , showing one to aunt clara , who happened to be nearest . " yes , indeed ; it is very like her when she came . quite her sad , unchildlike expression , and thin little face , with the big dark eyes . " the picture was passed round , and all agreed that " it was very like rose a year ago . " " time is up ; how do you think my experiment has succeeded , ladies ? " " bless me , so it is ! " cried aunt plenty , dropping a stitch in her surprise . " beautifully , dear , " answered aunt peace , smiling entire approval . " she certainly has improved , but appearances are deceitful , and she had no constitution to build upon , " croaked aunt myra . dr alec made them a splendid bow , looking much gratified , and then said soberly , " thank you ; now the question is , shall i go on ? for this is only the beginning . is not that the fairest way ? will you agree to abide by her choice , as i do ? " " good ! she will be here directly , and then we will settle the question for another year . just then a pleasant sound of happy voices came up from the garden , and smiles broke out on all serious faces . dr alec turned at once , saying , as he threw back his head , " there she is ; now for it ! " the cousins had been a-maying , and soon came flocking in laden with the spoils . " of course , we choose to stay ! mac peered wistfully over his goggles , saying in an unusually wide-awake and earnest way , " do , cousin , then we can study chemistry together . my experiments don't blow up very often now , and the gases aren't at all bad when you get used to them . " " ah ! yes , " she thought , " he wants me most ! i 've often longed to give him something that he wished for very much , and now i can . " " i don't want any time ! i know who i love best , who i 'm happiest with , and i choose uncle . so they took hands and began to prance about uncle and niece , singing , with sudden inspiration , the nursery rhyme , " ring around a rosy ! " that tickled the boys , and they set up a shout of , " uncle had a little lamb ! " end of the project gutenberg ebook of eight cousins , by louisa m alcott